Q: In a fight between Pierre and a bird, who would win?
A: It depends on what kind of bird!
Pierre vs. Sparrow | Pierre Wins! |
![[sparrow, head first]](images/sparrow1.jpg) |
![[tasty sparrow]](images/sparrow2.jpg)
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 Video Clip: Pierre, starring in "Tastes like
Chicken!" (11 sec)
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Pierre vs. Swan | Swan Wins! |
![[Huge, vicious swan]](images/swanjpg.jpg) |
![[gloating swan]](images/swanwin.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Two Swans | Swans Win! |
![[Two huge, vicious swans]](images/swans.jpg) |
![[gloating swans]](images/swanswin.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Ducks | Tie! |
![[Mother and baby ducks]](images/dux.jpg) |
![[truce]](images/duxtie.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Geese | Geese Win! |
![[Canada goose family]](images/geese.jpg) |
![[goslings, grown up]](images/geesewin.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Turkey, three days after ThanksgivingPierre Wins! |
![[spoiled cat]](images/turkey.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Airborne Mole Carcass(not a bird, but thrown by Pierre) Pierre Wins! |
![[flang mole]](images/mole.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Great Blue Heron
Inconclusive... |
![[Heron]](images/heron.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Fledgling Robin
Pierre wins! |
![[legs sticking out]](images/crunchy.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Nest of Goose Eggs
Inconclusive... |
![[big goose eggs]](images/eggs.jpg)
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Pierre vs. Cormorant | Inconclusive... |
![[Freaky cormorant]](images/cormorant2.jpg) |
![[Lazy Pierre]](images/cormorant.jpg)
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