Myth 19 TROY
House
of Tyndareus:
Helen (wife of Menelaus) Clytemnestra (wife
of Agamemnon)
Leda—Zeus comes to her as a swan
(one of the few birds with a penis)
has
sex with husband on same night
4
kids: Helen and Polydeuces (immortal)
Clytemnestra
and Castor (mortal)
the
“Dioscuri”--Wonder Twins
Oath of Tyndareus
Clytemnestra
marries Agamemnon, but Helen is too hot
she's
already been stolen once by Theseus
but the Wonder Twins got her back, and
stole his mom Aethra as well)
Suitors everywhere—who
to choose?
Odysseus,
Diomedes, Ajax, Patroclus,
Menelaus
Peleus
and Thetis
Parents of Achilles
Thetis—sea nymph
Zeus wanted, but Prometheus warned
(thanks,
you can go now)
Zeus
lets Peleus marry Thetis
They have a son—Achilles
(obviously better than his dad)
Thetis leaves him by the hearth to burn
away his mortality
gets interrupted by Peleus—she stops (cf.
Demeter)
Achilles heel story
from unfinished Achillied, Statius (1st
AD)
Thetis: “Soon will I restore the plains and the
fields where the Centaurs roam: by this beauty of thine and the coming joys of
youth I pray thee, if for thy sake I endured the earth and an inglorious mate,
if at thy birth I fortified thee with the stern waters of Styx – ay, would I
had wholly! – take these safe robes awhile, they will in no wise harm thy valour.
Apollo guides an arrow from Paris (into his
heel)
In Homer, Achilles is not otherwise
invincible
Entrusted
to Chiron, centaur, for his upbringing
lives the manly life, outside, with his
“friend” Patroclus
Peleus and Thetis
have the fanciest wedding of all time
But didn't invite Eris “strife”
an Apple for the fairest
Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite compete
don't fight at a wedding; take it to Paris
(Lucian’s version, ACM 288 ff)
House
of Troy
(Helen of Troy, is of course, not from
Troy)
Priam and Hecabe (=Hecuba)
sons:
Hector (greatest Trojan) and Paris
—a
son who will bring destruction to the city
“hey,
let’s avoid fate by exposing our son!”
Exposed
on Mt. Ida, raised by a shepherd
Paris
is super shepherd
Wakes
up one day, and there's Hermes and 3 Goddesses
they
each bribe him
Hera—world
domination
Athena—greatest
warrior
Aphrodite—the
world's most beautiful woman
(only briefly mentioned in Homer, Iliad 24.25ff:
Though Achilles in his anger tried to disfigure
Hector, the blessed immortals felt pity as they watched, and urged the
sharp-eyed Hermes
to steal the corpse. Though this thought pleased most of them, Hera,
Poseidon
and bright-eyed Athene were opposed. They still hated sacred
Menelaus receives him well (XENIA)
when
he steps out, Helen and Paris flee (rape of Helen)
she
abandons husband and daughter
he
violates XENIA
Gathering at Aulis
told
in Aeschylus, Agamemnon
Homer: The Iliad
New Armor—from Haephastus