An Interesting Conversation

What would be the Conversation between a software engineer Husband &  with His Wife ?
 
 Situation - Software Engineer Husband - Returning Home Late  
 Wife : Hi dear.
 Husband : I'm now logged in
 
 Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?  Husband : Bad command or file name
 Wife : I told you this morning ?
 Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel
 Wife : At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping  Husband : Sharing violation. Access denied
 Wife : What about my new TV?
 Husband : Variable not found
 
 Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you  Husband : Data Type mismatch
 Wife : You are useless
 Husband : By default
 
 Wife : What about your salary?
 Husband : File is in use. Try after some time.  Wife : Are you going to have some wine?
 Husband : File system full
 Wife : What is the relation between you and your receptionist?  Husband : Only user with WRITE permission.
 Wife : What is my value in this family?  Husband : Unknown virus
 
 Wife : Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny  Husband :
 Too many parameters.
 Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?  Husband : System is unstable.
 Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to restart