How Does a Software Guy Propose?

 Hi All,
 
 Have you ever wondered how a software guy would  propose? Well, here is a template ...
 
 Dear Ms. ABC,
 
 Baby, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on  local railway platform and realized that you are  the only site I was browsing for. For long time,  I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my  life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

 My life is just an uncompiled program without you  which never produces an executable code and hence  is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your  ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of  mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected  results. /* which I never experienced before */.  With this letter, I just want to convey to you
that, if we linked together, I'll provide you all  objects & libraries necessary for a human being to  live an error free life. Also don't bother about the  firewall which may be created by our parents as I've  strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately  break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script  will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.

 Kindly interpret this letter.